Celebrity Copywriting

Geraldo
Rivera - TV
Church Pimp

Taylor Swift
BankRobber
Destroys Gate

Steve Balmer
Adds 1200
Toilets to
New Stadium

George Lucas
3-D Casting
Secret For
StarWars

Taylor Swift Wrote
Song For Revenge
On Her Parents

Woz Arrested
By FBI for
Bomb Gag

Steve Jobs Used
Magic to Make
Coeds Jealous

Kobe Bryant Put
56 Players on
His Kill List

How Disney Over-sold
FL Park Capacity
w/LUV Bombing

Jerry Rice Caught Bricks
Then Passes to
Become Best Receiver

Joan Crawford
4 Marriages & 4
Color Toilet Seats

Penny Marshal
Burglar Asked for
Autograph

Pamela Anderson
Paid 250K Debt
w/ Sexual Favors

Taylor Swift
Creates 2.3
EarthQuake

Jack Nicholson
Sister,Was
His Mom

*Beyonce
Home Has
4 Pools